Birthday report

• Calling it now, Pence is will become the 46th US president before 2020. It'll suck worse than the current dude.
•  Alt right are Daesh shills, regardless of whether they know it or not.
Daesh and the others' recruitment strategy relies heavily on western society pushing minority youth to the margin, which then makes terrorist orgs look like a viable alternative.

● Twilight drinking game:

Take a drink every time
  • Bella is an idiot
  • Edward is abusive
  • Jacob's pecs/abs are visible
  • Someone gives a glowering glare.
Don't marathon the five films and play this the whole way; you'll die of alcohol poisoning if you do.